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Tonight, sitting in front of the fire defrosting that numbness from the cold extremities, the mind wanders. The flames flick left and right. Grab more firewood. Eyes dart from open to shut. The mind wanders to beaches, lakes, warm sun, mosquitos, but mostly to finding that feeling again. You know the one. But we all have different ones. Resist the urge to poke or prod those embers. Instead, simply sit and admire what is right now. See the thing with right now is that it is just a moment. That moment is made up of the beings, people, entities, etc.. that happen to be there. Simply being there is important. However, being there is hard. I confess to succumbing to that. Fatigue is no excuse. Pride neither, except if you’re Simba. For we all know about Simba. I ain’t crying, that’s just Georgia dirt in my eye from some crazy cold WBL in the rain the whole time!
Now back on track. Humble prefers to keep in the eddy. That’s why this endeavor does drain. One wishes to be so Humble as to be able to express that humility. It does seem that there is a new demeanor about. I do believe this came about from the recent Supreme Court ruling on Finders vs. Keepers. One Gutcheck Gruber being the primary everything in this case. See Gutcheck had a hard upbringing in the WBL. Being dropped, feeling too cool for it, then turning the corner to remember what the other season is: community. We laugh, cry, we shut up and drive. Daisy taught us that. Now it seems that Ole’ Gutcheck took that Supreme Court Ruling and went to town on the plebians…but we all know how that ended up. For Julius Caesar’s murder spot is now a Roma bus/tram stop overrun by cats. So now, I ask of all of you ZEALOTS, Athenians, Romans, whomever, we accept all. To come out and explore the road network of the WBL. Say thank you. Come to a full stop after “pee-pee” breaks and wait for the follow car. But for now, Old Grey Beard Gutcheck ruled the coop…though he and Pat Rainman Raines are now bumped out of the non-pro category. (Broglio, Sevener, and Carney all agree). Results below…Though Gutcheck Cook has failed to sign in yet this year, so the points auto calculate formula’s are not working) SO PLEASE SIGN IN
Normaltown Brewing Non-Pro New Year’s Day Results:
- Gutcheck Cook – 10pts
- PJ “Wear More Clothes” Terry 8 pts
- Grain Chain Grainy 6 pts
- E. Murph! 4 pts
- Conrad the Crusader 2 pts
- General Patton Brown 1 pt
First American Bank’s March to Madison
ALL: 1 foul weather point.
Women’s Bishop Sprint:
- Greenthumb Norris- 3 pts
- General Patton Brown- 2 pts
- Molise Maria- 1 pt
Non Pro OC County Line Sprint:
- Rainman
- Gutcheck
- Wear more clothes PJ
Pro Flat Rock Sprint
- Gutcheck Cook – 3 pts
- Probably Tommy Morrison- 2 pts
- Most likely Ben Kolbie- 1 pt
FINISH:
Pro:
- Gutcheck Cook
- Rainman
- Candy Man Scarano
- Cool Kolbie
- Ptolemy Morrison
Women’s
- General Patton Brown
- Greenthumb Gruber
- Laura Matthews
- Maria Molise
Non-Pro
- Gutcheck
- Rainman
- PJ clothes please
- Grain Train
- King Conrad
Overall:
|
Place |
Last |
First |
Total |
|
1 |
Gruber |
Jered |
59 |
|
2 |
Brown |
Morgan |
42 |
|
3 |
Gruber |
Ashley |
35 |
|
4 |
Terry |
PJ |
35 |
|
5 |
Grainy |
Brandon |
34 |
|
6 |
Murphy |
Eric |
28 |
|
7 |
von Dziembowski |
Conrad |
28 |
|
8 |
Carrelli |
Maria |
25 |
|
9 |
Baker |
Andy |
24 |
|
10 |
Black |
Kelly |
24 |
|
11 |
Brown |
Thomas |
24 |
|
12 |
Desevaux |
Cyril |
24 |
|
13 |
Heeb |
Mark |
24 |
|
14 |
Martin |
John |
24 |
|
15 |
Raines |
Pat |
24 |
|
16 |
Dale |
Nick |
20 |
|
17 |
Morrison |
Tommy |
20 |
|
18 |
Yakowski |
Heidi |
20 |
|
19 |
Crumley |
Frank |
19 |
|
20 |
Scarano |
Andy |
19 |
2026
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Moxie Cycling Ladies' Day Finish |
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|
1st |
Morgan Patton Brown / Jenny Thornton-Brooks |
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|
3rd |
Rachel Huang |
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|
4th |
Ashley Gruber |
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OVERALL
|
Place |
Last |
First |
Total |
|
1 |
Brown |
Morgan |
21 |
|
2 |
Baker |
Andy |
16 |
|
3 |
Black |
Kelly |
16 |
|
4 |
Brady |
Chase |
16 |
|
5 |
Brown |
Thomas |
16 |
|
6 |
Carabello |
Charlie |
16 |
|
7 |
Crumley |
Frank |
16 |
|
8 |
Desevaux |
Cyril |
16 |
|
9 |
Grainy |
Brandon |
16 |
|
10 |
Gruber |
Jered |
16 |
|
11 |
Gruber |
Ashley |
16 |
|
12 |
Heeb |
Mark |
16 |
|
13 |
Martin |
John |
16 |
|
14 |
Murphy |
Eric |
16 |
|
15 |
Rogan |
Baden |
16 |
|
16 |
von Dziembowski |
Conrad |
16 |
2025
WBL # 10. 2024. Parks Law Bowman Bounty Hunter Classic. 100 miles, 21.4 mph.
Pulling into the HUB’s parking lot, I heard it. The hard snap of that bull whip. It cracked through the air. The clouds all around turned black. Now granted it was a blue bird day. So, it looked more like chocolate chips against a soft blueberry meringue. A kind of inviting temptation with a sinister undertone. But an undertone that you ldike. The kind of undertone that buys an old motorcycle to fix up in the garage, add tape to his rims to “balance” them, and frankly is just dang particular. That wrangler that snapped that bull whip is a not an unknown ZEALOT. He is Brockstar. Brock Mason. A creature.
History: Clay Pettifogger Parks is one of the original cast members of the WBL. One of the good ones. They continue to fill the general fund. The rule of the general fund is simple: there must always be cash, candy, and the devil’s liquid. It’s a curse sorts to win because the board loves to see the winners end up fat and drunk. But note that this year’s budget has a surplus, so next week’s Lula World Cup will have a record-breaking prize purse.
So back to that 10th WBL of this year: the journey to the Bowman Bounty Hunter’s home. But Mecole cannot compete with these ZEALOTS. See there are too many factors during the ongoing era of time. We cannot get a formula or algorhythm to quantify this whole endeavor. It’s too much. That’s why we love it. A love that you get anxious about. It gives a connection to the ground, to the roads, to the towns in the empire, it’s community. The WBL is our own kibbutz. It’s a place where if everyone does their part, it works. Simple rules. If you’re strong enough to sprint at the end, you have to pull during the ride. Sign in. Our record keeping is beyond any forensic accountant’s wildest dreams.
So, at the end of the Bowman Bounty Hunter, we have two new entries into that history book. Brock “Brockstar” Mason took his first ever WBL win (though he forgot about pulling during the ride rule if you sprint- granted the Brockstar has a history of overzealous pulls). And Matthew the Crustaecean Crabbe took over the HUB’s overall lead as a 15-year-old.
Sprints-
Jackie Crowell Women's Sprint
· 3 pts. Jenny Thornton-Brooks
· 2 pts. Tatiana
· 1 pts. Izzie Harden
Non Pro: Bowman City Limit
· 3 pts. Michael Sanders
· 2 pts Matthew Crabbe
· 1 pt Louie Schramm
PRO: Tommy Mulkey’s Gene Dixon Hill
· 3 pts. Brock Mason
· 2 pts Michael Sanders
· 1 pt Matthew Crabbe
FINIS
Pro Finish Sponsored by Parks Law:
· 10 pts Brock Mason
· 8 pts. Gutcheck Gruber
· 6 pt Matthew Crabbe
· 4 pts Noah Nwinski
· 2 pts Andy Scarano
Ladies Jackie Crowell Finish:
· 10 pts. Jenny Thornton-Brooks
· 8 pts Izzie Harden
· 6 pt. Tatiana
Non Pro Finish sponsored by The Gear Attic:
· 10 pts Matthew Crabbe
· 8 pts. Noah Niwinski
· 6 pts PJ Terry
· 4 pts Michael Sanders
· 2 pts Brandon Grainy
OVERALL:
|
Place |
Last |
First |
OVERALL |
|
1 |
Crabbe |
Matthew |
92.5 |
|
2 |
Sanders |
Michael |
89 |
|
3 |
Niwinski |
Noah |
68 |
|
4 |
Thornton-Brooks |
Jennifer |
67 |
|
5 |
Terry |
PJ |
65 |
|
6 |
Magner |
Ty |
61 |
|
7 |
Gruber |
Jered |
57 |
|
8 |
Harden |
Izzie |
51 |
|
9 |
Morrison |
Tommy |
47 |
|
10 |
Schramm |
Louie |
47 |
|
11 |
Scarano |
Andy |
44.5 |
|
12 |
Cornett |
Brendan |
44 |
|
13 |
Grainy |
Brandon |
44 |
|
14 |
Desevaux |
Cyril |
42 |
|
15 |
Smith |
Kaison |
40 |
The Bill Boonen Alto World Cup
25th Anniversary Edition.
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