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WBL #11 The Parks Law Lula World Cup

[109 miles. 20.5 mph]

The end. Finito. Dunzo. Time to move on. Let’s go on. Leaving now. 

The finale of this year’s WBL: the Parks Law Lula World Cup. Lula has the ability to lobotomize even the brainless. It sucks all the thoughts out like a vacuum. That’s why we put it at the end. We simply cannot go on past it. It would be brainless and pointless. Humble here has no other thoughts other than the musings below. The muse did indeed show up today and boy did she give us what we needed. A cloudy but warm February day greeted the worn, but not weary group of Zealots as they undertook another journey to the most northern high part of the empire. Once again climbing the Cherokee ridge to the sky by way of Moccasin Gap. The climb to the peach orchards lining the high reaches of the gap ushers one in with the sweet smell of that yellow peach flesh. However, at the top that sweet peach turns on lobotomizing vacuum and sucks it all out. Notwithstanding, little Brick Dangerblade and California Dreamin Magner screamed their ways to victory atop the famed gap.

Gruber Images Moccasin Gap Pro:

1. Thick as a Brick Dangerblade

2. Candy Aandy Scarano

3. Gutcheck

4. Ruhe the Day

5. Cool Hand Luke Harris

Gruber images Moccasin Gap Ladies

1. California Dreamin No Mo

2. Jenny Jen Jen

3. Assassin Gruber

4. Izzie Pop Harden

5. Dana Walton

Gruber Images Moccasin Gap Non Pro

1. Gutcheck

2. Ruhe the Day

3. Cool Hand Luke Harris

4. James Noori Easter

5. G-Force Grainy

The Final Attack Zone for the Parks Law Lula World Cup and indeed the 2024 other season saw a true rogue's gallery bolt from the group in a bid for glory only to be thwarted by a rampaging group of flying misfits behind. The first to tamp down on his pedals in a rude and obstinate way was one of the WBL's main instigators this season, Michael the Bully Sanders. Sanders leapt away on the first ascent of the grueling Pink Church Incline and pushed-out to a 20 second gap as he gyred down Corkscew Hill on the backside of the vicious 8-mile Pink Church Loop. But on the steep wall on the other side, the slobbering, ravenous, frenetic chase ran him down behind the impetus of Julien Ruhe the Day and the eternal pack drover, Gutcheck Gruber, like he was nothing but a mangy dog. Candy Man Scarano was the next to fly but he was quickly gobbled up, allowing the Ageless Wonders Pat Rainman and Brad Good Hope Parkerson to counter and open a gap as the pack momentarily hesitated, a potentially deadly reaction to these two well-established assassins. Flying down the fast and flowy contours of J Riviera Road, the two escapees worked flawlessly and held their gap at 15 seconds. But the amazing young talented teenager Julien Ruhe the Day jumped clear behind, and in a heroic, gut-busting two-mile chase, made contact with the two frontrunners as they took the final righthand turn beside Alligator Pond. With 1 mile to go, a cruel pitch of blacktop was all that remained between these three protagonists and paydirt. But the Pink Church Incline has dashed dozens of riders' hopes and dreams and left them crumpled and broken on the side of the road in the past and their skeletons are still visible on the side of the road. Could these three break the Curse of the Final 1 Mile Climb?

As the 3 stomped up the first more difficult part of the never-ending Incline, Raines and Ruhe surged clear and still held a tenuous 10 second gap. But behind, Magner, Travieso, Cobra Cornett, Gritty Grainy, Cool Hand Luke Harris, Scarano, James Noori Easter, Brick Dangerblade and other blackhearted n'er-do-wells were in full flight with the bit between their teeth, and with the line in sight, caught and flew past the heartbroken Double R's. Tytus jumped hard near the center with 200 meters to go and Big Frank matched on the far side, and as the 2 powered to the line, thighs jamming, chest humping, elbows flailing, chin jackhammering, snot flying, the Cuban Missile pulled clear and scored his record breaking 27th lifetime win, proving he remains El Maximo Jefe in the WBL. Behind, Scarano blitzed by a grief-stricken Magner, with Cobra, Gutcheck and Cool Hand Luke Harris rounding out the top 6. On the Ladies side of the ledger, Alexis Aint California Dreamin No More Magner again dominated the fold, winning the day and locking up 2nd in the HUB Overall with a stellar WBL season. Close behind was the irrepressible Ashley the Photog Gruber, who also locked down 4th Place in the Overall. Behind these 2 Wonderwomen followed current and future femmes fatales Izzie Thin Lizzie, Harden, Carlie Cop-Coop Cooper, Jenny Jen-Jen, Roseanna-Dana Walton. Great Ride Shoutout to All! 

Parks Law Lula Finish:

1. Travieso

2. Scarano

3. Tytus

4. Cobra Cornett

5. Gutcheck

6. Luke Harris

Parks Law Lula Ladies:

1. A Magner

2. A Gruber

3. Izzie Harden

4. Carlie Cooper

5. Jenny Jen-Jen

6. Dana Walton

Parks Law Lula Non Pro

1. Big Frank

2. Gutcheck

3. Luke Harris

4. Julien Ruhe the Day

5. James Noori Easter

OVERALL

Place

Last

First

OVERALL

1

Gruber

Gutcheck

197

2

Magner

Alexis

155.5

3

Travieso

Frank

108

4

Gruber

Ashley

97

5

Grainy

Brandon

89

6

Cooper

Carlie

86

7

Scarano

Andy

85

8

Magner

Tytus

70

9

Ruhe

Julian

64

10

Sanders

Michael

63

11

Cornett

Brendan

58

12

Morrison

Tommy

51

13

Crumley

Frank

50

14

Desevaux

Cyril

50

15

Brown

Thomas

46

16

Carabello

Charlie

46

17

Martin

John

46

18

Baynes

Gatewood

44

19

Pfeiffer

Frank

44

20

Gartvig

Ivan

42

21

von Dziembowski

Conrad

41

22

Harden

Izzie

38

23

Pineda

Reggie

37

24

Black

Kelly

36

25

Kirkland

Lemuel (Buck)

34

26

Dale

James

33

27

Eye

Preston

32

28

Harris

Luke

32

29

Lindsey

Dylan

32

30

Bencosme

Cirilo

30

31

Crabbe

Matthew

30

32

Meyer

AJ

28

33

Thornton-Brooks

Jenny

27

34

Dale

Nick

26

35

Terry

Pj

26

36

Frink

Brad

25

37

King

Joshua

24

38

Hobbs

Abby

23.5

39

Dangerblade

Brick

22

40

Clark

Stephanie

18

41

Dunn

Natty

18

42

Kolbie

Benny

18

43

Lang

Rebecca

15

44

Myatt

Mackenzie

15

45

Niwinski

Noah

15

46

Brookins

Butch

14

47

connors

evan

14

48

Godwin

Sarah

14

49

Pridgen

Jordan

14

50

Saunders

Will

14

51

Crabbe

Mason

12

52

Lawson

Dylan

11

53

Magner

Casey

11

54

Schramm

Louie

10

55

Rajcoomar

Ravi

9

56

Beuchel

Mike

8

57

Brown

Bruce Lightning

8

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